Monty Python is required
Wait, where was I? moved to Texas, started renovating my house, and *whoosh* there went all my free time, LOL got sick, like that's new. I'm…
Evil weasels have eaten all my money. Therefore, Christmas is rescheduled for January. Please make a note of it. Motherf@#$%.
Didja ever want to be famous? Rethink that shit. Didja ever think "nobody reads my blog, I'll just rant about what I want, it's my…