At the last event, I was complaining that there wasn't any pudding. thorae was tired of hearing me complain about this at every event, so he said, "Miss Ro, I'm going to fill the truck with pudding and back it up to your 10' tent and fill it up so I don't have to hear this again."
My eyes went wide. "Dude, you are going to make a FORTUNE."
thorae was incredibly confused, and looked at me like I was crazy. "What?"
"Babe, I can think of three guys who would bankrupt themselves to see me roll around in pudding naked! We'll be rich!"
Now he's even more confused, and frowning. Now I'm pissed.
"What, I'm not hot enough to swim in pudding? Or is it that you don't want to share? What? What, damn you?" I swear I'll kill him.
He's frowning so hard I think he'll explode, but he finally spits it out.
"Miss Ro, do you think they'll still want to pay when they find out it's in those little plastic tubs?"