April 12th, 2009

bender

Don't ask me these things, for I am a pissant and prone to poking anthills wit sticks

Who do you think it is easier to talk about your problems with: your friends, your family, or strangers?
Strangers. I like to corner them at the Wal-Mart and terrify them into providing me free counseling. Then, if I'm feeling particularly generous, I'll load them up with free copies of The Watchtower and ply their children with tasty candy. Funny how nobody wants to give me their addresses after that, can't think why...