I'm glad I've taken to thinking about the posts I write and not writing them. Sometimes I edit them.
A recent one would have included this little gem, except that somehow, a Better Judgment Filter kicked on and put it here.
"I said he had the right to. I neither agreed nor disagreed with the wisdom of it. I have the right to, at this very moment, strip buck naked, coat myself in glue, and attach pearls to myself in the kitchen. And in the tradition of my own non-judgment of one's right to do the sorts of things one has a right to do, God love him, my apprentice would come downstairs, not blink an eye, make himself a sandwich, and suggest a better glue."
A recent one would have included this little gem, except that somehow, a Better Judgment Filter kicked on and put it here.
"I said he had the right to. I neither agreed nor disagreed with the wisdom of it. I have the right to, at this very moment, strip buck naked, coat myself in glue, and attach pearls to myself in the kitchen. And in the tradition of my own non-judgment of one's right to do the sorts of things one has a right to do, God love him, my apprentice would come downstairs, not blink an eye, make himself a sandwich, and suggest a better glue."
- Current Mood:
quixotic
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I would at least hope that at some point, the type and quality of pearl being affixed would be questioned and discussed.
I mean, cultured freshwater pearls? Please.
Edited at 2008-02-23 06:57 am (UTC)
Hhhmmmm.
Good choice -- pearls go with everything!
I believed they used liquid latex to stick the gems on. Pretty much like coating myself in glue and attaching pearls to myself.......
Only I got paid.
I would hope it was liquid latex...spirit gum would mess up the pearls, and the remover for it is worse.