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oh man

I'm glad I've taken to thinking about the posts I write and not writing them. Sometimes I edit them.

A recent one would have included this little gem, except that somehow, a Better Judgment Filter kicked on and put it here.

"I said he had the right to. I neither agreed nor disagreed with the wisdom of it. I have the right to, at this very moment, strip buck naked, coat myself in glue, and attach pearls to myself in the kitchen. And in the tradition of my own non-judgment of one's right to do the sorts of things one has a right to do, God love him, my apprentice would come downstairs, not blink an eye, make himself a sandwich, and suggest a better glue."

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omg_teh_funnay
Feb. 23rd, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
I would have likely pointed out the areas where you had allowed the pattern to break, and questioned the significance of body pearls throughout history. And then glued your buttocks to a chair.