Many of you may have heard me speak of the incredible volume of books I own. Only those of you (
My books came in at 4 tons. And that does not count the furniture or the anvils.
Yes, I said anvils. One of my favorite moving moments was when an enormous man picked up a tiny box and grunted, “Jeez, lady, whatcha got in here, anvils?”
“As a matter of fact, yes.”
There’s really no clever response to that.
Today, I am waiting for the second gas dude of the day (hey