I'm considering getting the cat his own Twitter account. I'm certain it would look just like this:
Annoying Bird Noises
Typed with braiin.
- 07:24 @socevilgeniuses Not yet.
- 17:19 Nap.
- 19:26 @socevilgeniuses LOL on the first, BOO on the second.
- 22:58 Nap.
- 23:00 I see what you did thar.
