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May is 'In Accordance With The Prophecy' Month! Still need a porcupine, 2 virgins, and gun cleaning kit.



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May. 7th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
Only have access to sword cleaning kit.
May. 7th, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
I can provide you with gun cleaning kit-and perhaps even some real guns.

Is there any specific age for the virgins? I cannot find them over the age of 12.
May. 7th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
Macbeth Witch
May. 7th, 2009 06:31 pm (UTC)
Oh come on! With all the people who have nothing better to do than post on Twitter and Livejournal, there's gotta be a significant subset consisting of virgins.
Does the porcupine still need to be alive? Saw one by the road yesterday.
May. 7th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
4th Law of the Internet: Any 18 year old virgin female on the internet is actually an overweight, balding mid-40's male in his underwear.

Corollary to the 4th Law: Any 30 year old, good looking male with 6-pack abs and a sports car on the internet is actually a scrawny 13 year-old boy. In his underwear.
May. 8th, 2009 02:44 am (UTC)
Being balding, overweight and mid-40s doesn't preclude virginity, by any stretch of the imagination.
May. 8th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
Virginity assured if they own/wear a Star Trek uniform, play 1st or 2nd edition AD&D, and still live in their parent's basement.

Otherwise, all bets are off.
May. 8th, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
I can pretend to be a virgin...
May. 8th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
/agree with scascot & eltigreblanco

parameters needed on the virgins.

The other stuff is fairly easy to acquire....
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