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Actual Dinner Discussion

Myself and a friend in a noisy restaurant, waiting for a third to join us. I am stupidly attempting Small Talk for no discernible reason, and have just asked my companion what her conference served for lunch. Keep in mind we have to yell over the background noise. It doesn't help that I don't care what she ate...

Me: Wait, what? euw
She: I thought you liked hummus
Me: Oh, hummus. With an H.
She: What did you think I said?
Me: Pumice. I thought maybe it was like some trendy drink, you know.
She: What the hell kind of drink would that be?
Me: A "Sandblaster." In the South, they'd make it with gin. In New York, you'd have to order a Vodka Sandblaster.
She: o_O. You really were a bartender too long, you know?
our third joins us
Third: Hey, whatcha talking about?
Me: Gin and hummus.
Third: What's that, a "Suicide Bomber?" You know, in the South, they would make it with gin...
She: Has everyone been a bartender but me?
Me and Third in unison: ayup



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May. 20th, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC)

And how did I learn to make killer G&T's for the Brits? Even won an award. (smirk)
May. 20th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
OMG Gin and Hummus eeeeeuuuuuuwwwwww
May. 20th, 2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
I not only was a bartender, one of my jobs was in a Biker bar...
May. 20th, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC)
Bwa ha ha ha!!!!!
May. 20th, 2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
you lead such an interesting life. ;)
May. 20th, 2009 04:54 pm (UTC)
LOL!! Oh lordy, *such* an "I Am So Blogging This" moment, and I'm glad you did.
May. 20th, 2009 04:58 pm (UTC)
Gin and hummus = "Suicide Bomber" - <snork>

Thank you, the screen on my notebook needed cleaning anyway. Not to mention my sinuses.
May. 20th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
*falls out of chair laughing*

And, I am the other person in the universe who has never been a bartender... ;>
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