In Accordance With The Prophecy, Doomsday Device now running on energy-efficient fuel cells instead of dirty bombs. Thanks, Yemen!
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but... my name's not Kenneth...
last night I dreamed Dan Rather was macking on me something fierce. I don't eat pepperoni pizza before bed, so I can't blame it on that... I…
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Don't ask me these things, for I am a pissant and prone to poking anthills wit sticks
Strangers. I like to corner them at the Wal-Mart and terrify them into providing me free counseling. Then, if I'm feeling particularly generous,…
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Samuel L. Jackson has HAD it with these snakes...
or in my case, these [expletive deleted] burrs from the wasteland that was once our front yard. Ten years of drought in Central Texas and our lawn…
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