ladycaviar (ladycaviar) wrote,
ladycaviar
ladycaviar

That's my man

Me: Baby, where's our chocolate stash?
The Man: We keep it at the Walgreens.
Me: So who's gonna get that for me?
The Man: It's your turn.
Me: You don't think what I'm wearing is too white-trashy?
The Man: We live in Leander.
Me: You're not falling for this, are you?
The Man: I'm a quick thinker.

So I showed him -- I drove to Austin and got myself Krispy Kremes, lol.
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