I love Organic Oreos.
However, I've moved to [redacted] and I can't find them! My local grocery store says they can't even order them from the distributor. Do you still make them?
Please don't tell me you don't make them anymore. I will cry. I will die of despair and my lonely Oreo-less ghost will haunt your offices moaning about Oreos forever.
Look, I don't care that they're organic. Really. But there's something about the recipe made without corn syrup that makes them sweet, and light, and amazing and I WANT MORE. I love them. I dream about them. They're amazing.
I would order them online if I could. I google them, and I can't find them.
I'd order them direct from you if I could.
How may I obtain the caviar of Oreos?
Do not make me come there with a glass of milk and a machete.
Ok, no seriously. How do I get them? Who has them?
Respectfully, and not in a dangerously crazy way,