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HOLY HELL MY MAN JUST KILLED A 3" SCORPION IN OUR LAUNDRY ROOM THERE IS NOTHING OK W/ THAT well except for the dead part

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ext_237634
Jun. 23rd, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
I ... LIVE
Oh ho, Scorpions!

It's earwig season here. Did you know that earwigs tend to their young? Did you know that they burrow into your ear late at night and force YOU to tend to their young? I'd eat a scorpion for every time I've been forced to raise another brood of nightmare fuel.

Seriously, though, since some kind of OpenID hiccup has all but wiped out my identity, it seems like as good a time as any to plan my retirement.