ladycaviar (ladycaviar) wrote,
ladycaviar
ladycaviar
  • Mood: annoyed

spam

I can't take the spam any more.

Ladycaviar! Enlarge Your Penis!

Ok, no. I can understand the BDSM spam that came to me after I unwisely ordered a corset to be sent to Mistress Rowena. How were they to know that I needed to fit into my Elizabethan and the cats had mangled the stays? I understand the strange and educational spam that came to me then. But why would LADY caviar need to enlarge ANYTHING? Tiffany, I do not want to see your goddamn webcam. I do not wish to date single girls. I do not wish to watch hot girls. I do not wish to please my woman. And yet, all this spam is addressed Ladycaviar, date hot chicks!

Morons.
Tags: satire
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